Saturday, February 10, 2007

oh this is so true.

kids of the 80's

kita membesar dgn menonton G-Force, Transformers,
Thundercats,Silver Hawk, Woody Woodpecker,
Chipmunks n Mickey Mouse.
Not to forget Ninja Turtles, Mask, Smurfs dan Voltron.

berus gigi time waktu rehat kat skolahrendah?
...hmm, mesti pegang cawanwarna-warni kan.
mencangkung kat tepi parit dgn
classmates semua kat seblah...

ingat tak, misi kat skolah masuk kelas dgn list
dentist appointment.
Pastu bunyi gigi member kite kene gerudi kat
bilik sebelah.
ada gigi yangberlubang, kene laa tampal.

ni sure korang igt...program minum susu di skolah.
nak galakkan budak2 time tuh minum susu.
sekotak 30 sen jek beb...

cikgu2 kalau nak denda, mesti guna pembaris
panjang warna kuning tu. pukul
tapak tangan...kan?

semangkuk mi sup ke, mihun sup ke,
50 sen jekkat kantin.

time skolah menengah, korang sure beli kasut
skolah Bata BM Turbo atau Pallas Jazz.
ada yang suka kasut high-cut yang buatan china
tu...ada yang suka stoking
tebal laaa...

internet? email? Menda alah ape tu?

CD? ape tu? kaset tape penah laa dgr..
Tiket wayang pun 5 inggit je.

kite pegi kedai runcit, beli Chickerdis, Mamee ,
Kum Kum, UFO, O-Ya, Ding
Dang chocolate balls yang ada mainan kat dlm die,
'telur' keras warna warni, 'rokok' chewing gum,
KIKI Bubble Gum.tak dilupakan, 'Ti Kam'.
bile dah abih exam, main Monopoly la, Donkey la,
Happy Family laa dlm class.

tapi bunyi loceng laa yang paling best skali.
boleh beli aiskrim ngan apekkat luar skola tuh...

lagi satu loceng masa nak pegi rehat.
tinggal kan keje skolah, jom kita
pegi makan. budak2 yg dpt Rancangan Makanan
Tambahan (RMT) mesti kluar awal.

lagi satu yang seronok mase time Pendidikan
Jasmani, PJ. main bola laa,
rounders laa...

permainan kegemaran, main guli, batu seremban,
penutup botol, batang
aiskrim, 'Pepsi Cola one-two-three',
'Police &Sentry', main kejar2 duduk...

kita hilangkan dahaga dgn aiskrim 10 sen.
yangtube aiskrim, ada byk2 color tu.
kalau nak makan, kene patahkan kat tengah2 die!

lipat kertas kecik2, pastuh buat lastik.
hmmm..nipun kita main dulu ni.
baling2 kapur laa.

hmm...budak2 skarang,
bagi diorg, diorg mane penah dgr lagu
'We Are the World, We Are the Children...'
dan lagu 'Uptown Girl' yang diorgtau,
yg Westlife nyanyi....bkn Billy Joel nyanyi...

bagi diorg, ada satu je Jerman kat dunia ni,
dan ade satu je Vietnam

AIDS wujud sejak diorg lahir.

CD pun wujud time diorg lahir

Michael Jackson dah putih dah time tu.

Diorg percaya Spiderman dgn Incredible Hulk tu
filem2 baru.

Diorg tak bley bayangkan skrin hitam putih utk
sebuah komputer.

Diorg tak penah tau pun 'Atari' dgn 'Game & Watch'.

Diorg tak percaya penah ada TV hitam putih...
dan diorg skarang tak reti nak
switch on TV kalau xde remote control.

dan diorg tak paham macam mane kite boleh
survive dkt universiti tanpa
handphone...

hmm...jom kite check, kite ni dah tua ke:

1. korg paham ape yang korang baca kat atas ni,
dan korg sure tersenyum

2. kebanyakan member2 skolah menengah kite
dah kawin

3. korg sure pelik bile nengok bdak2 kecik main komputer,
selamba je

4. kita geleng kepala bile nengok bdak2 skolah
menengah guna handphone

5. kita dah tak byk sembang2 dgn member melalui
telefon lagi setiap hari

6. bile jumpe member lame dari semasa ke semasa,
seronok bile bersembang
pasal cerite2 lame, cerite2 kelakar yang kite
alami mase dulu time kecik2,
nakal2 dulu...

7. last skali, bile dah bace testimonial ni, korang
akan terpikir utk forwardkan dkt member2 lame korg.
Sure diorg suke punyelaa...hehehe

Engineers are the Best Boyfriends

Specially dedicated to all engineers out there...Message: Today's lesson - 'Engineers are the Best Boyfriends'

Let me tell you why girls should eventually marry an engineer over a Law, Management, Arts or Medical School Graduate. He has three distinct advantages over the rest of the graduates.

Advantage 1: Secure lifestyle
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An engineer boyfriend can provide you with a secure lifestyle. At 27 years old, an engineer probably has a respectable, stable job that gives him a high income to own a car, invest, have a comfortable life, and get married and buy a house too. Law graduates are still working as a lowly apprentice in law firm. Most management graduates have just failed on their first business plan. The arts graduate is still looking for a job. And the medical school graduate is still living in a hospital.

Advantage 2: Unmatchable industriousness
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An engineer boyfriend will dedicate an unimaginable amount of his time and effort to understand you. Engineers strain really really hard to understand their work. You can believe that they will try really really hard to understand women too, just like how they understand their work, once they believe that you are the one. So even if they don't understand you initially, they will keep on trying. Even if they still do not understand, they will figure out the correct method to keep you happy(e.g. buy diamond ring = 1 week's worth of happiness.) And once they find out the secret formula, they will just keep on repeating it so that the desired results appear. Unlike the Lawyer who will argue with you. The Management graduate who will try to control your spending, The Arts graduate who will 'change major'. And the medical school graduate who will operate on you. And you know what, it's really so easy to make engineer s believe that. You are the 'one'. Say that you like one of their project and they will be hooked to you forever.

Advantage 3: An engineer boyfriend will never betray your trust.
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Let me first tell you what is wrong with the rest of the others - The lawyers will lie about everything. Management graduates will cheat your money. The arts graduate will flirt, and you probably just look like another cadaver to the medical school graduate. Your engineer boyfriend is either too busy to have an affair, and even if he does, he is too dumb to lie to you about that. Hence, an engineer is the most secure boyfriend that you will ever find - rich enough, will keep on trying to understand and please you, has no time for affairs, and too dumb to lie to you.

So girls, why procrastinate? an engineer for your boyfriend!

oh this sounds so true. so for those who are still deciding on their career, consider this, An engineer boyfriend can provide you with a secure lifestyle. At 27 years old, an engineer probably has a respectable, stable job that gives him a high income to own a car, invest, have a comfortable life, and get married and buy a house too

My experience with Streamyx service

finally, after a lot of troubles, i managed to get my streamyx up and running. i don't even know where to begin, but let me try my best..

1. i registered online on12th DEC 2006. i am infact entitled for a month rebate for registering online.

2. Request processed with Error Result - Sorry, the service could not be provided. Please visit the nearest Kedai Telekom for more information. Checked with tmpoint, told that they need to setup new points at my housing area, and streamyx centre will be calling me.

3. 10th Jan 2006, saja2 check my application online. - Request has been successfully processed on 20th Dec 06. Bloodyhell. Nobody called. Went to tmpoint, get the self installation cd and details on my registration. Bought my ADSL modem+router from pcdepot.

4. Self installation did not work. called tm support, 1300889515, 3 times for 1.5hrs, each time different support person, each time i need to explain my problem and each time these support people will ask me to try the same thing. lodged 2 reports, i don't know why the 1st report was closed where else there was never a successful connection.

5. 19th Jan - went to test at pcdepot. it worked well, managed to connect for 1min (as being told by one of the streamyx support person) paid rm15 to pcdepot (for nothing). came back home, again, it did not work. printed everything on the internet on streamyx troubleshooting. suspected a problem with the bloody port from my house to the exchange server.

6. 25th Jan - got an IT guy from work to test the connection using the router at his house. came back tomorrow, it worked just fine at his house. it didnt work at my house.

7. FEDUP. going to cancel streamyx. waited for a few days to calm myself down or else i'd be quite verbally harsh to these streamyx technical support guys. i am not going to repeat myself over and over again on those dumb tests, (..is ur modem power on? OF COZ YOU NIMROD !! ). this is supposed to be something very easy, i have been setting up LAN connection for my friends in my study years for God's sakes. why would i chose to do the setup by myself if i can't even tell if the modem's power is ON or OFF. fucking idiots.

8. 8 feb 07 - a call from another streamyx support - "we're sending a technical support to your house to troubleshoot the problem, when will be the best time..bla bla.." OK, that is it. if this time won't work, i am so gonna cancel this bloody streamyx.

9. 9 feb 07 -
technical support - oh, your account has not been activated yet. i just received an instruction from tmnet to come to your house and activate your account. (while showing the official instruction form from tm dated 9th Feb 07).

i was like - hello, one of the support guys activated my account for me and i even confirmed the activation via sms, (showed him the sms, stated that my acc has already been activated), plus, tm able to detect my 1minute connection at the shop, under my ID. what do u mean when u said my acc is not activated, man??

technical support - saya pun xtau lah, tapi saya baru ja terima instruction nie. mmg mcm nie pun, kami contractor akan terima instruction suruh mai test and check kat rumah setiap pelanggan streamyx baru. saya baru ja terima benda nie hari nie. and your bill akan start from today onwards.

i was like - whadt?! i dah dapat la bill for this month, since last week! took out the bill and showed him.

technical support - saya pun pelik la. mesti ada error ni. take a copy of this official instruction form from tm with our signature of confirmation on your account activation, and lodge a complain on this at tmpoint.

Bloody tm level of service. are they going to pay for my phone bills for calling them for nothing? are they going to pay for my rm15 paid to pcdepot for nothing? my petrol? FUCK TMNET !!

i wonder if they even remember about the one month rebate online registration.

p/s : not only tmnet, celcom is just the same. don't get me started on that part of tm pulak.

Czech President Klaus survives Roddick's serve



OSTRAVA, Czech Republic, Feb 9 (Reuters) - Czech President Vaclav Klaus's bodyguards are trained to dive in front of bullets to ensure his safety. But apparently that does not apply to tennis balls as well.
Klaus, sitting in the front row of the Czech Republic's Davis Cup tie against the United States, was on the receiving end of a serve from
Andy Roddick, owner of the fastest serve in the game today.
Roddick's blast bounced up and hit Klaus, an avid tennis player himself, in the chest. The president was unhurt in the incident. Roddick played on unaware.
"I didn't notice that," Roddick said, smiling when told about the incident.
"But I said in warm-up that most of the time, there's a net behind the wall and I saw that this one (arena) didn't have one, so someone might be dodging some tennis balls today. But I promise you that it was nothing personal." Roddick, who holds the record for the fastest serve at 154 miles per hour (247.8 kmh) added insult to injury by going on to beat Czech
Ivo Minar in the match.

http://sports.yahoo.com/ten/news?slug=reu-davisczechpresident&prov=reuters&type=lgns

Roddick, who holds the record for the fastest serve at 154 miles per hour (247.8 kmh)…(tennis) -- that is like an F1 car speeding on a straight road..

1. how are u able to see where the ball is going?
2. imagine the high momentum the ball carries at that kind of speed. how would u sustain the pressure if u managed to hit or even 'tahan' the ball with your racquet?
3. what about long term injury on your arms and hinges and joints and tendons and muscles?


Amazing.